Pick it up!

Possessing a mobile phone as a form of communication is useless when calls kept being diverted to the voice mail.

It is very frustrating for the caller!

Slam DunkOWN!

Do you have a problem with me, man?

Like hell yeah I do!

My first impression of her was Sarong Party Girl or more affectionately known as the SPG (or a wannabe, at least).

A little sidetrack for those who has absolutely no idea what SPG means, I am happy to provide a little explanation to the term above.

SPG is "..a derogatory term used in Singapore and (to a lesser extent) in Peninsular Malaysia. It describes a local Asian woman (e.g. Eurasian, Chinese, Malay, Indian) who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates and prefers white men."

Alright, maybe SPG-wannabe is not (yet?) a full-fledged SPG, maybe she is just a...wannabe dressed in baju kurung and speaks with a really meluat accent.

Yes, yes I admit that I do that sometimes as well. But that's only to irritate the people around me because I know how eye-rolling it can be to hear an Asian nak feeling-feeling mat salleh by speaking with a damn berhabuk accent.

"What's up with the assalammualaikum, man? I just drank last night."

I puked. Okay, I didn't but I almost did when she poked fun at her (idiotic of a) boyfriend answered her phone call with Assalammualaikum.

I wanted to laugh, I wanted to run out of the car immediately (but that would mean I had to walk back home from SengKang. SPG-wannabe was not worth it.) but most of all, I just...felt sorry for her.

It's probably because she was young and did not know better but then age is just a number..or maybe she is just a....wannabe.

Oh well. Asalkan kau bahagialah, nak.

Thinking costs.

When people around you started getting sick and you began to (think) you felt the symptoms they had, wouldn't that make you rush to the doctors to eliminate the possibility of a similar fate?

Na'uzubillah.

No? It won't?

Oh well, I did.

And the best part was, I paid for being so blardy paranoid.

I was NOT seeing cents (or dollars for that matter.)

S$65 was gone - in less than an hour.

Happy (belated) 7th Month Anniversary!

Nicole Scherzinger - Baby Love

Song Lyrics

Need I say more?

Alhamdullillah.

Nicole is a genius (with the title).

(belated) Salam Lebaran

I would like to wish my fellow Muslims far and wide a very (belated) Eid Mubarak!

For those who know me, please forgive my sins dan halalkanlah makan dan minum saya. d:D

Let's altogether celebrate a victorious feat after a month of fasting, in turn strengthening our iman.

May all of you enjoy being with your loved ones in this glorious month of Syawal and may ALLAH s.w.t bless you and your family always.

Amin.

Okay, I lied.

I never knew I would one day be claiming this but I hate love working!

I truly do!

I really, really do hate love working!

Honest!